{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Inkpot Award","displaytitle":"Inkpot Award","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2687578","titles":{"canonical":"Inkpot_Award","normalized":"Inkpot Award","display":"Inkpot Award"},"pageid":4391209,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Kevin_Feige_%2836078790552%29.jpg/330px-Kevin_Feige_%2836078790552%29.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Kevin_Feige_%2836078790552%29.jpg","width":5400,"height":3600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287646677","tid":"1a2581c4-237e-11f0-b631-4569825107d3","timestamp":"2025-04-27T15:41:36Z","description":"Comics award","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inkpot_Award","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inkpot_Award?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inkpot_Award?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Inkpot_Award"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inkpot_Award","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Inkpot_Award","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inkpot_Award?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Inkpot_Award"}},"extract":"The Inkpot Award is an honor bestowed annually since 1974 by Comic-Con International. It is given to professionals in the fields of comic books, comic strips, animation, science fiction, and related areas of popular culture, at Comic-Con International's annual convention, San Diego Comic-Con. Also eligible are members of Comic-Con's board of directors and convention committee.","extract_html":"
The Inkpot Award is an honor bestowed annually since 1974 by Comic-Con International. It is given to professionals in the fields of comic books, comic strips, animation, science fiction, and related areas of popular culture, at Comic-Con International's annual convention, San Diego Comic-Con. Also eligible are members of Comic-Con's board of directors and convention committee.
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