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The Beards are an Australian comedy folk rock band, which formed in 2005 in Adelaide and disbanded in October 2016. The group play music themed around the virtues of having a beard. They had developed from a four-piece rock band, the Dairy Brothers, which was established in 2003. In 2025, the band reunited for Byron Bay Bluesfest, and subsequently booked a national reunion tour.
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Georges Deneubourg (1860–1936) was a French stage and film actor.
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