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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit their job?","punchline":"They didn't get arrays.","id":437}
{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
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{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?","punchline":"Nothing, they just waved.","id":425}
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