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Violent Shit II: Mother Hold My Hand is a 1992 German slasher film written and directed by Andreas Schnaas, who also plays the film's protagonist, Karl Berger, Jr. It is the sequel to Schnaas earlier film, Violent Shit, and follows the son of that film's villain as he embarks on a killing spree through the German countryside at the behest of his demented mother, portrayed by Anke Prothmann.
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Nicholas James Read is a British business executive who was CEO of Post Office Limited from 2019 to 2025. Previously he held senior positions in several customer-facing businesses, and was CEO of Nisa from 2015 to 2017.
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