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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"fact":"The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.","length":63}
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Cyriaxweimar is a borough (Ortsbezirk) of Marburg in Hesse.
"}{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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The Robert Hicks House, in Bogalusa, Louisiana, was the home from 1965 to 1969 of civil rights leader Bob Hicks (1929–2010) and the site of civil rights meetings in the city. The house, built in the early 1950s, is a one-story 1,590 sq ft (148 m2) building with similarities to 1950s ranch houses and 1930s bungalows. It has weatherboard siding and is built on concrete piers.
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